‘…an accelerator, with protons colliding at massive speeds.’
‘So what?’
‘You have to be the dumbest intergalactic space time inspector I’ve worked with -it caused an unstoppable chain reaction, and destroyed that solar system.’
‘So.’
The third planet had sentient bipeds like us, which is why we need to stop the experiment -I hope we have the date right.
‘Why don’t we ask one of the humans?’
‘Don’t be daft -do you even know how time travel works?’
‘Of course, hang on, here comes one …excuse me, is this before or after the annihilation of humanity?’
‘BOUT TWO MONTHS BEFORE.’
An Roinn Ultra - Irish Science Fiction 