Flukey Gorman and the All Night Party

News presenter Beatrice NíChofaigh gritted her teeth before speaking to the camera.

‘Uh, ahem, in the interest of fairness we are required to give airtime to all parties in this election.’

She rolled her eyes, and motioned for her guest to speak.

‘A vote for the All Night Party is a vote for the environment.
We believe everyone should have their own state.
With their own rules.
And their own air.
And rocks.
And shrubs.
And a jug of water.
Focus on the little picture.
The big one is too messed up to fix.’

‘Thank you for that’, muttered Beatrice.

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