Home for Christmas

‘Carol, you’re back! you’ll never guess who ya missed.’

Who?’

‘Jesus.’

Jesus Christ?’

‘Yeah, I found him sitting in the living room earlier -he must’ve seen the candle at the window and let himself in.’

‘I hope ya made him feel at home.’

‘Oh yeah, I took him out to see the new Batman film and everything.’

What did he say to that?’

‘Ah, he didn’t reckon it was as good as The Dark Night.’