Our plan had been simple.
Get drunk on space grog up at the Zermat observatory, and everyone take a roboshuttle home after.
But somehow I ended up on planet Gomboon.
Where humans are hated.
Luckily for me Gomboonians are terrible at logic.
‘Prepare to die human!’, roared the patrol.
‘Hold on a minute’, I counter-roared, ‘Think about this. I’m not here. No human would be stupid enough to visit Gomboon’.
‘Hmmm, that human’s right -nobody would ever be stupid enough to do that‘, they agreed.
An Roinn Ultra - Irish Science Fiction 