Fooling the Gomboonians

Our plan had been simple.

Get drunk on space grog up at the Zermat observatory, and everyone take a roboshuttle home after.

But somehow I ended up on planet Gomboon.

Where humans are hated.

Luckily for me Gomboonians are terrible at logic.

‘Prepare to die human!’, roared the patrol.

‘Hold on a minute’, I counter-roared, ‘Think about this. I’m not here. No human would be stupid enough to visit Gomboon’.

‘Hmmm, that human’s right -nobody would ever be stupid enough to do that‘, they agreed.