‘I’m sick of humans’, I said.
And I was. Stupid animals. No two ever see the same thing.
Anyways -I’m a robodetective.
And a damn good one.
Not like the two humans I sent on the stakeout.
‘Let’s try again, when did ye see the suspect?’
‘Eleven‘, answered one.
‘Wrong, half ten; I’ll never forget -she was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen’, argued the other.
‘Whaddya mean?, she had a face like a hemorrhoid operation gone wrong.’
‘She was stunning, and half ten was on the clock.’
‘Eleven, that clock was broken -her face must’ve stopped it.’