-‘Earth?, nobody goes to Earth’, said Clerk LR777.
‘I live there’
-‘Tsk …go to desk LR781‘
-‘You need an Offworld Licence, go to Desk LR641‘, said Clerk LR781
-‘Get this validated at desk LR329‘, said Clerk LR641.
-‘Who told you to bring this here?’, asked Clerk LR329.
‘Clerk LR641‘
-‘I doubt it, this needs to go to Desk LR777‘
-‘You again?, what’s up this time?’, asked Clerk LR777.
‘Erm, I think I’m supposed to bring this here‘
-‘You’re not …and anyway you filled it in wrong’
‘but I didn’t fill anything in’
-‘Tsk …that’s a typical Earthling thing to say’