Ah sure nobody’ll ever know the difference

Astronaut Neil Armstrong was happy.

‘Houston, Olympus Mons base here, the Eagle has landed.

Capcom had a moment of relief.

‘Roger, Olympus, we copy …wait, what?’

The Eagle has landed.’

‘Not that bit, did you say Olympus Mons?’

Yes’

‘Goddamit, ye numpties just landed on the wrong celestial body.’

‘I was thinking it looked a bit red. Sorry Houston, what now?’

‘Ye three head home, we’ll see if we can cobble together some studio footage.’