European Space Agency Mission Sepcialist Cruncholla McEaspog was feeling anxious.

‘We need to reverse thrust immediately’ she said, ‘or we’ll end up caught in that black hole paradox.’

Her rocket co-pilot Fontallodium Glimp was not worried.

‘Relax Cruncholla. It’ll be grand. Trust me. This is not my first outer space mission, nor is it my first outer space paradox.’

‘But we need to turn now, before it’s too late’

‘I don’t tell you what to do Cruncholla, so don’t you tell me what to do.’

‘That makes no sense, how can you not tell me what to do while telling me not to tell you what to do.’

‘Because we are already in the paradox Cruncholla. But don’t panic.Just remember the first thing to do when you’re caught in an outer space paradox is not the first thing to do when you’re caught in an outer space paradox.’

-Here’s the ‘narration’, just coz the tree looked bored-