AI Process Parsemangle beeped, cycled, and repeated the output:
‘DECLARATION OF WAR’
114,873 outgoing Thermonuclear Rockets annihilated Venoccus.
‘Guys, you’re lucky I let United Earth use my AI’, explained entrepreneur/ podcaster Leon Extrovert, ‘that last communication from Venoccus was hashtag too long, like who wants to read: ‘Dearest Humans, we are about to celebrate our megaannum solar ejection with extraplanetary explosives, it is important you do not view this as a declaration of war.’
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