Dob Gullibocity stared out from the Booth of Quietus.

And thought his last thoughts.

In life, there are things to regret, and things to be grateful for.

I should be grateful for Emperor Guballaw Boncogti:

  • He alone realized humanity had been infiltrated by Lunar Nazis.
  • Everybody else believed the moon didn’t support life.
  • Thankfully Emperor Boncogti does not rely on facts, or physics, or the traditional Universe to arrive at his realizations.
  • Otherwise nobody would have attacked their neighbour.
  • Or released poison into the atmosphere.
  • I’m grateful the Emperor though of a solution for those affected.

But I regret inhaling.