Life, death, and Pizza


‘You look like you’ve seen a ghost Sozman?

‘I thought you used to be dead’

  • Jemima Spuddlehop had been haunting Sozman’s dreams for months.
  • Screaming bloody murder.
  • And raving about demons.

So he googled her. She had been murdered during a walking tour of Transylvania. Decades ago.

Which was why Sozman found it remarkable to spot her profile on Tinder, and strange meeting her for a date.

I did, but it wore off, all those vampiric myths are true, and I’m one now.’

Sozman thought about life, death, and finally pizza.

‘Ah, that’s why you didn’t want garlic’, he noted.