- Zalderbon Pendrocknel had been a fine Voodoo doll.
- He’d accepted every pain the Obulterglude inflicted.
- And for sixty seven years had never complained.
Not this morning though.
Because Zalderbon Pendrocknel was told he would have his heart stabbed with a needle.
And it was the last straw:
‘To hell with you, I’ve had enough misery‘, Zalderbon told the Obulterglude.
Zalderbon then instructed the Obulterglude to:
‘Stick that needle up your hyperior deflection.’
And left to buy ice-cream.
8000 billion light years away Bart McGlinchey woke up feeling happy. Better than he’d ever felt before.
‘Today’s a good day’, he thought.