It is a little known fact that the most important job in the Universe is the mirror of Chunticle:
Overlord Bongleron turned and twisted until he had tried every possible angle.
- There was nothing for it.
- His hedular plumage was broken.
- And in an ugly way.
‘How could this have happened’, he demanded.
‘I can only reflect what is in front of me, your majesty.’
‘But I can’t step outside with broken plumage, much less destroy Earth.’
‘This is true, especially now that your exterior vestibule has withered.’
‘Holy wizards of Gealsearca, so it has. I will cancel the invasion.’
An Roinn Ultra - Irish Science Fiction 