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Bongerlon Lanchaw
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Now.
I wanna mention friend of the channel Zombieeyes4721.
Zombieeyes4721 found a tribe of extraterrestrials living in Leitrim, and sent in this picture.
Thanks, that’s great.
And it’s kinda spooky too because aliens are the theme of today’s show
And to kick things off let’s face time Zod Bungalow.
He’s out on the N16 mid block route interviewing people about the apocalypse.
Zod Bungalow
Hi Bongerlon, I’m here with Pudgy and Trevor McMorrow, and they’ve both had an alien encounter’
Pudgy McMorrow
Hello
Trevor McMorrow
Hello
Zod Bungalow
Now, if I could turn to you Trevor, and ask Pudgy about what he saw
Pudgy McMorrow
Well, listen. It was like, ya know, late yesterday, and I was turning left onto the mid block at the Ted Nealon T junction.
Zod Bungalow
Was that heading in, or out of town?
Trevor McMorrow
Have you got rocks in your head Zod, if he was going left how would he be heading to town.
Zod Bungalow
Sorry, it’s just for our viewers.
Pudgy McMorrow
Oh right, cool, okay -yes it was. Anyway. There was like this, I dunno, sort of, massive, well, not exactly massive, but I suppose, about the size of an action man compared to a wheelbarrow. If the action man was human, d’ya know what I mean.
Trevor McMorrow
‘It wasn’t that big.
Pudgy McMorrow
‘He didn’t ask you Trev, anyways, you weren’t there’
Trevor McMorrow
I was
Pudgy McMorrow
Well I didn’t see ya
Zod Bungalow
‘So, can you describe the alien
Pudgy McMorrow
‘Yeah, ya know, I don’t want to curse on your show, but it was ****ing, well, ya know, like I ****ing hope there’s not more of them, If ya know what I mean’
Zod Bungalow
‘I do, thanks for that lads. Are ya still there Bongerlon?
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘I sure am Zod, did the lads video it’
Zod Bungalow
‘Not all of it, I sent ya on the clip’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Was that the thing ya sent on in What’s app?’
Zod Bungalow
‘Yes’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Oh. Right. Was there anything else?’
Zod Bungalow
‘There sure was. All the stuff on the West side of the mid block route to the sea has been replaced with chrome. And the Martians have every living creature from that part of town locked up in three giant silos.’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Why?’
Zod Bungalow
‘I don’t know. Pudgy, why did the Martians gather up everyone into giant silos?’
Pudgy McMorrow
‘Hard to tell. Did ya know Elon Musk was nearly forced off the board of his company just because he smoked weed.’
Zod Bungalow
‘That wasn’t our show.’
Pudgy McMorrow
‘Doesn’t really matter, it was the same outcome.’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Uh. Okay. Thanks guys. Anyways, it turns out one of our close friends TigerFeathers9871 had her own close encounter, and she’s joined me today to look back over the footage. We’re gonna play it now.
TigerFeathers9871
‘See that hole there?’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Yeah’
TigerFeathers9871
‘I know it’s hard to see from the clip but it’s about two feet wide, and half as deep.’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Yes’
TigerFeathers9871
‘I found it six miles East of Kinnegad.’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Wow, what do you think made it?’
TigerFeathers9871
‘I’m not sure but probably one of the ocular protrusions from the underside of a Martian spaceship.’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Are you sure?’
TigerFeathers9871
‘Yes. And. There have been more sightings’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Of spacecraft?’
TigerFeathers9871
‘Of holes’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Right. Wow. I’m literally amazed by this.’
TigerFeathers9871
‘Can I just mention that I’ve a new video coming out -Tiger Feathers 9871, the link should be below.’
Bongerlon Lanchaw
‘Sure, and thanks for that. And thanks to you viewers. If you have any footage of Martians, or if part of your neighbourhood was transformed into polished chrome. Be sure and leave a comment.’
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