The ballad of Ronan Spuddlehop

It should’ve been ironic that Hydrologist Ronan Spuddlehop planned to throw himself to his death from the summit waterfall of Sheanpollineasp.

  • Only irony doesn’t exist on Sheanpollineasp.
  • But magic does.

Rain began to fall as the water spoke: ‘don’t end things like this’, it said.

Ronan turned to leave.

Wise choice‘, gurgled the torrent.

It would’ve been ironic that Ronan slipped to his death descending the dampened steps.

If this were anywhere but Sheanpollineasp.