A night at the cinema

• Meursault Bungalow was feeling down
• He’d just received the death sentence
• It was the talk of New Kinnegad

‘Well, I don’t care what people say I think he’s an innocent man,’

‘Think what you like, I know a murderer when I hear scandalous information third hand.’

‘What information?’

‘He went to the cinema to watch the original Star Wars. And didn’t even like it.’

‘The fiend.’

‘Indeed, only a cold hearted killer dislikes the classics.’