The problem with Jetbus drivers

Jetbus Driver Abslod Funkelveldt switched on the autopilot and turned to his Conductor.

‘Ya know Seamus, human existence is an incomprehensible nothing in a vast and mostly empty cosmos.’

Steady on Abslod, there’s such a thing as too much perspective -just focus on what’s in front of you.

Abslod nodded, and switched off the autopilot.

He then cursed.

And thumped the dashboard.

‘Look at that fiddlesticks numptie crossing the bus lane -if that happens again I’ll shove that Jetbike up his hole.’

He flashed a thumbs up at the Conductor.

Ya know Abslod, you can also have too little perspective.

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