The Turd Prophecy
The true story of how Faf, Pa, Martina, Kevin, Sandra, and Billy ‘The Rant’ (and to a lesser extent Gerry McLaughlin) saved humanity from annihilation.
Extraterrestrials
Special weapon: The most formidable interstellar combat vessel the Universe has ever known.
Short range fighters: 136
Photon cannons: 85
Trained combatants: 137
*Source: Galactapedia – SYS4551.02675381
Humans
Special weapon: A rusty Ford Transit.
Short range fighters: 0
Photon cannons: 0
Trained combatants: 0
Can Kevin demonstrate that Gerry Mclaughlin is not as deadly as everyone thinks he is?
*Answers: Probably, probably, and no.
Will Sandra believe something that’s not a conspiracy theory?
Will Faf find a toilet?
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