Prime Minister Scuttelball Lunt

Newly appointed Prime Minister Lunt marched slowly around the room. She wanted to stare into the eyes of the assembled staff. Her deputy shuffled carefully behind.

‘The first thing my government is going to do is fix the problem of ageing‘, she boomed.

She gestured to herself.

Look how old my body’s got -it’s a disgrace.’

Her deputy nodded in agreement.
Scuttleball Lunt pointed out of a window.

There’s people ageing out there today that never aged before‘, she harrumphed.

Her deputy gave a cough.

‘Um, it’s worse than that ma’am, there’s people dying today that’ve never died before.’