‘Sweet divine Jesus!’ yelled the biped.

Spontahoolaholiacht was a lazy river. There was a Universe. But Spontahoolaholiacht didn’t really care.

Only once did curiosity stall Spontahoolaholiacht’s meander, and inspire a question.

‘I heard the same creature cannot enter a river twice, but haven’t I seen you paddle here before?’

‘Mother of God! I repent! And give thanks for all there is. I will be different from now on.’

‘Hmmm, must be three times’, noted Spontahoolaholiacht.