Terran Spaceman Ump Gubberwontle slammed his fist onto the dashboard. The alien drive sprung to life, and his rocket shot into hyperspace.

‘Control, this is Ump’, he said, ‘the drive has activated …DAMMIT…standby.’

‘Standing by.’

Ump frantically adjusted the power settings, threw his hands up, and spat angrily.

KAZZUMP.

‘Control,it’s activated again! …DAMMIT…standby. Why couldn’t those spies have robbed the instructions? How is this drive even powered!?!’

‘Initial analysis suggests frustration.’

‘Dammit’, muttered Ump.