ESA Mission Specialist Dermot Connelly nodded towards the shuttle’s viewing pane.

‘I saw an Omnonceli Portal once’, he said.

His statement was met with a snigger from the Gabbalodean footman.

‘It’s true, I was serving onboard a Bontoglian scout ship. We were collecting attefacts in the galactic spiral. When whoosh -there it was! A gateway to eternity. In all it’s psychedelic glory.’

‘Cop on to yourself’, jeered the eight centimeter high Gabbalodean, ‘you never visited the galactic spiral. That’s just another one of your daft tales.’

Dermot thought before responding, ‘yeah, well, I dunno why you’re laughing -you’re imaginary too.’