Newly appointed Presidential Spokesman Ron Pliable was feeling verbose:

‘Gentlemen, and Gentlewomen, I want to share with you something that the fake news media has been covering up. Something President Bugle has extensively researched on Twitter, Facebook, and even in reality. Something he first noticed last Tuesday morning. Something silent and sinister. An enormous white glowing eye watching down on us.

Be advised. The threat is real. It has been returning daily. Appearing in the Eastern sky at dawn, and gradually moving Westwards. Before disappearing over the horizon. We conclude it is the work of our deep state internal enemy.’