Conspiracy Theorist Flut Habernackle sat nervously into a chair opposite the well dressed stranger.

‘It’s my first time seeing a Psychologist’, he explained.

‘Relax Flut. This is a safe space. I can tell why you came here today. Two weeks ago you discovered plans for an alien invasion coded into the ingredient list on a cereal packet. And after you posted them online you began noticing Zardonian Agents everywhere you went. Recording everything you did.’