Efficiency Viscount Eldernon Goldenballs addressed the Jupitarian royal court:

‘It is inefficient repetition for us to try to make Jupiter great again. For the best times are always in the past. I can now reveal that I sent the wizard Obleron back in time. So he can freeze existence at the exact moment of Jupitarian greatness. And make this planet eternally great’, he announced,’

‘If that is true Eldernon, then why am I stuck here listening to you wittering on?’ asked the King.

‘Because Obleron won’t know which moment was greatest before the future is over your Highness’, explained Eldernon.