Bernice Rontalpleck was feeling disappointed:

‘Why don’t we pay for a subscription Trevor?, we could manage Doosney …I’d even settle for Hogwash Player at this stage.’

‘No need Bernie, the Pirate Cove Download Site has equally good AI versions of the Classics -here, let’s watch this one.’

Bernice rolled her eyes when a title screen introduced  ‘Perseus Clobberem in Thwack of the Titans’

And winced as the film dialogue began.

–‘But Perseus, why would you gouge out the innards of a thousand Olympians? …they were not our enemies.’

-‘Oh right, sorry about that Hades, my mistake, well …they are now.’