James Webb director Melonglow Funtameyer frowned at the assembled UN Outer Space Affairs team, and said:

‘This is no joke, we received a communication from the Ophiuchus constellation this morning. In morse. Embedded in radio bursts.’

‘Pay attention’, he continued, ‘while I repeat that message.’

‘Dearest Earthians. It is my duty to inform you, by writ of the Galactic Bongerlon, that the DNA image used in your Voyager spacecraft has been illegally obtained. And constitutes copyright theft. You are hereby instructed to cease all replication of this Helix. You now have three billion Earth years to comply, or face sanction.’