Celebrity bag of wind and industrialist Jake Splonze was surprised.

  • He had been taken to hell by the devil.
  • This was not unexpected.
  • What was unexpected was that the devil was looking for advice.

‘D’ya know I’ve forgotten why I brought ya here Jake, there is so much evil going on in the world today that I’m feeling a bit irrelevant -what’s a demon to do?’

‘You’re in luck, devil. I can help. Hell is all wrong for a start. It should be molten rock. At 45 million PSI.’ 

‘D’ya know Jake, I just remembered why I brought you here.’