Robo Receptionist FZB3158 opened the medi-pod door and admitted the patient.

‘Yeuck, another human’, it thought.

‘WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?’, it asked.

‘Insomnia, crippling anxiety, low self esteem, mood swings and depression …sometimes I get so bad I don’t leave the house for days,’

‘YOU DID WELL TO MAKE IT IN HERE’, noted Robo Receptionist FZB3158.

‘I suppose I did.’

‘NO SUPPOSING NEEDED, YOU ARE ALREADY ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY HUMAN -GOODBYE, NEXT PATIENT.’