‘The completion of this robosurvey means Northerners can soon return to the planet’s surface.’

‘But chairman, those images reveal a hostile frozen wasteland.’

‘You forget Omperdonk’s chain reaction device deputy, for with it we will thaw our former home into a garden of Eden.’

‘But what if the Southerners also return?’

‘Omperdonk has created a thermonuclear bomb to neutralize any threat from them.’

‘But is that not extremely dangerous.’

‘Absolutely not, history never repeats itself.’