There’s a reason we don’t allow machines on Mars.’

Flumberdinck leaned on a shovel while his boss pontificated.

‘Because we don’t want to end up like Earthians.’

Flumberdinck lit his pipe.

‘I met one you know. Came here on a rocket. The poor thing was trapped inside a mechanical suit. I had quite the struggle to tear it’s body free.’

Flumberdinck nodded.

‘Was too far gone to help -died instantly.’

Flumberdink shook his head sadly.